After watching “Raiders of the lost arc” in theaters I went home and fashioned a bull whip from a rock and a long rope.
I was 7
With the rock as the weighted tip of my whip I ran around the woods searching for artifacts.
That is until the rope quickly wrapped around my head during a daring bull whip maneuver leading the rock swiftly to my forehead.
I ran home with blood in my eyes and a massive bump on my head.
The next day the rock was replaced with a tennis ball.
It was glorious.